cheewen ([info]cheewen) wrote,
@ 2008-03-19 21:32:00
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Current mood: uncomfortable

So my neighbor asked me to get him something from the store when I was going there, and told me i should come up for a drink afterwards. He is around 10-15 year older than me, I think, possibly 20 - not entirely sure.
I said I'd get the stuff he wanted, but said no to the drink.

Coming back from the store, I rung his doorbell, and he yelled that I should just come in. (He lives in the topfloor of this house, I live in the bottom. )
So I walk up, and there he is. Naked. Not a SINGLE piece of clothing on him.

He says that he was shaving (he had no pubic hair whatsoever. I do not want to know this.), and grabs a towel and wraps around himself. He is, however, in NO hurry, and it was full frontal nudity. For WAY too long.
He tells me again I should come up and have a glass of wine with him, I decline, somewhat nervously, saying I'm in a hurry, I have guests coming, I have to leave.
THEN he insists I should come up and see the apartment and how he lives, since I've never been there, and refuses to let me leave until I do. So I peek into his livingroom.
It's scarily clean, there are lit candles EVERYWHERE, and soft music is playing.
Again he insists I should stay for a drink and he's standing a bit too close (even if he had worn more than a tiny towel) but I might be paranoid, so I just back away saying I really, really need to leave, people are coming, and I gotta finish cooking, so yeah, your livingroom's pretty BYE!

So he takes my hand and shake it, thanking me for getting vegetable-thingie from the store for him, and then keeps on holding my hand. And doesn't let go. While staring at my face and standing really close.
I ask if I have something on my face since he's staring, and he just smiles and says no, but that my glasses are foggy (no shit sherlock, I just came in, it's fucking FREEZING outside)
So I finally manage to snatch my hand back, more or less falls down the stairs in  my hurry to get out, while he says something about "us being neighbors, we can't be too uptight" or something. I honestly didn't pay THAT much attention anymore.
I go "ok see you later leaving now visitors coming bye!", get out his door, round the house and into my own apartment.

SHEESH!



Creepy much?

So yeah, I'm alone home now - both my roomies are away for the easter, and the landlords who also live in this house is also away.
Locked all the doors that can be locked, because FRIGGIN HELL he totally freaked me out.

Considered calling someone and ask them to come over, but decided that I -refuse- to be that big a baby, and that the Creepy Guy probably wont try anything else.
If he does, I do have a bo with his name on it right behind me. So there.



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[info]ingvilds
2008-03-19 09:21 pm UTC (link)
In a situation like that laughing hard, while pointing at the dangling thingy that he seems very proud of, would be the best solution... and then run the hell out of there before he can grab you... or ask some friends for pepper-spray/mace and don't leave the house without it.. Wonder what that would do to his dangling thingy...?

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[info]cheewen
2008-03-20 02:56 pm UTC (link)
But, see, you don't want to FOCUS on his boyparts.

Now, don't misunderstand me, I'm a big fan of boyparts, but only on boys I like. Not on older, icky, pudgy pale men!
But yes, mace would be cool.

Or possibly a werewolf boyfriend (y'know, from whitewolf) who could tear his face out.

(I think I want the werewolf boyfriend anyway. Even if there WERE no pervert on the top floor!)

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[info]martinemonster
2008-03-20 09:56 am UTC (link)
So this would be a lesson in the "careful what you wish for"-category then? You wanted to get laid and the universe presented you with a crappy solution to your problem.

I'm not trying to be paranoid here, but you've gotta tell him in no uncertain terms that you don't want to sleep with him. Right away if he tries something like that again. Creepy creepy guy...

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[info]cheewen
2008-03-20 02:52 pm UTC (link)
See, that was my thought as well. I think I'm safely back in the "I'm gonna become a nun"-category.

Or, well, who am I kidding? I still wanna get laid. But pref. with someone NOT 10-20-years older than me. :P

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[info]martinemonster
2008-03-23 09:49 am UTC (link)
And your neighbor. And kinda creepy...

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[info]thealeph
2008-03-20 10:03 am UTC (link)
OMG! You have scary neighbor! This is not a situation I would choose to be polite in, you are waaay nicer than me I think. I would probably say something in the range of "I don't know what you're trying to do, but I don't like it. This is creepy. We are neighbors and nothing more, and I want to keep it that way. And by the way, I have a boyfriend. /run"

But I sincerely understand you're freaked out. Makes me happy I have barely seen my neighbors, let alone talked to them..

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[info]cheewen
2008-03-20 02:53 pm UTC (link)
I was just so stunned - I barely managed to say a WORD! I have, of course, gotten tons of sassy replies I could've smashed his ego with NOW, but it's kinda too late.
I did run away now. And I'm getting a fake boyfriend if he ever even looks at me again!

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[info]thealeph
2008-03-20 10:23 am UTC (link)
one more thing...

What the hell did he expect you to do? "Oh wow, I have seen your pen0r now, I must stay here and have sex with it." How the hell did he imagine this would happen? This guy has definitely watched too much porn (which the shaved pubes already reveals). But you have to be pretty out of touch with any reality to imagine this is the way the world works.. o_O

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[info]ingvilds
2008-03-20 10:50 am UTC (link)
That's prpbably it! Too much porn, but how can anyone event be close to belive that's how the real world works?

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[info]cheewen
2008-03-20 02:54 pm UTC (link)
I wondered about that too - but he didn't act quite right in his head (well, d'oh!), and he looked sort of crazed. I'm wondering if he was on something druggy, but..who knows?

Besides, I'm CLEARLY out of his league ;)

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[info]rodtsentrum.wordpress.com
2008-03-22 01:02 am UTC (link)
Just remember that you have strong friends who care for you. And some of us likes to kick butt.

Party tomorrow btw?

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